The Politics of Politics for Politics by Politicians — Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
Flip flops are part of politics and every politician must accept the criticism as social media (not fake news) will hold you accountable. Excerpts from social media on the hastag #NamumkinAbMumkinHai which means what was not possible before is possible now. This seems to be the campaign hashtag to re-elect Modi to a second term of office. Social media, especially the arm of the opposition congress has been hitting hard on this catchy yet flip flop line, with a host of short videos and images. Here are a collection of some of the best ones.
The question begets the question why did you flip flop.
BACKGROUND The stupidity called Demonetization.
Modi suddenly declares that 90% of currency of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 notes in circulation is null and void as high value currency are hoarded as black money. Then introduces Rs.2000 instead. Why? Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — Adani takes over airports
The Adani business conglomerate which is close to Modi wins 5 out of 6 contracts to manage airports across India (The 6th contract to be announced soon). The same group now controls many of the shipping ports as well under the Modi regime.
Why did they win, because Adani will charge the passengers the highest amount on behalf of the government. No one knew this was the criteria for winning the big. Suckers. Why? Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — Ambani Rafael Deal
The business conglomerate of Anil Ambani which is close to Modi and has no defence experience bags Rs.30,000 Cr worth of deal with a further Rs.100,000 Cr offset defence contract for Rafael. Why? Because #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
This is the state of the Anil Ambani led Reliance on which Indian must rely on for its defence. Why? Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — RTI on Modi’s public interview
Modi realized early on that talking in public will come back to haunt him, so he literally stubbed independent and critical media from interviews or holding press conferences.
BACKGROUND — Fake degree
Modi’s degree certificate released by the government states that he has a degree in Entire Political Science, no such course ever existed. Also no batchmates have come forward to accept that Modi was their classmate during this period. So now you can get an imaginary degree, Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — University of Eminence even before a stone is laid.
Height of stupidity. While in fact Modi has reduced the expenditure on government education over the last 5 years. It puts Amabani’s Jio University without a single student at par with two Indian Institutes of Technology, among the six institutions to be selected under the scheme that grants freedom from regulation. So we can have an esteemed imaginary university, Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — Poop Politics
Let me wash their feet, before they (the ignored not ignorant people) wash me off Indian politics. Sanitation workers who clean poop in sewages being treated as kings even though they were ignored for the last 5 years. Kyon ki #NamumkinAbMumkinHai
BACKGROUND — Free gas connection
The government hiked gas prices and then gives free connection (that means no deposit for cylinders) as a big achievement. Foolish or fooling the people.
BACKGROUND — From flips to slips
BACKGROUND — Argument that opposition has dynasty in politics
BACKGROUND — Self promoting. I am the one, who made the impossible possible.
I am the one, who is using government instruments to praise myself.
Im the one who for political points, weakened the army regulations and security protocols.
I am the one, who told that making pakodas is a job.
I am the one, who can allow 2000 people to be gutted in 2002 and still win peace prize.
I am the one, who will make defence deals in favor of my financial supporters.
I am for a strong military, yet I must cut their budget to buy votes.
I am the one, who tells public sector banks to write off NPAs. Yet pay peanuts to Farmers and claim it as big heartedness.
I have spied amongst my mix, yet i will call out every other sensible Indians as anti-nationals.
I promised to curb jobs in a growing India. See i did the impossible.
I want your votes, so i will say what you want to hear.
I love Pakistan and so do my buddies who want to trade with Pakistan, but before anyone asks me why? Let me tell you, you are a desh droni and traitor.